Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Train Wreck

train wreck n. a disaster or failure, especially one that is unstoppable or unavoidable; a disorganized, problematic, or chaotic person or thing; an incongruous situation.


What is there not to love about this face?



Warning: This is going to be harsh.

The more I see Rachel, the more I realize what a sad human being she is. She is playing a role. Not the role of Rachel Reilly, aspiring chemist trying to play the Big Brother game. It's the role of the quintessential Vegas Cocktail Waitress Party Girl. Her role from the beginning has been "The Party girl with big boobs!" Personally, I think she is a disgrace to just about all women.

She is the kind of woman that I would go my entire life trying to avoid. I find it laughable that she is 26 years old. If this is what Vegas is, then remind me never to travel there. Afterall, Rachel boldly proclaimed tonight "I AM VEGAS!" To all the citizens of Vegas, I am so sorry.

It's just really disheartening to watch this living train wreck. Because deep down, she knows the Big Brother game, and if she wasn't such a buffoon, she'd be really good at it.

I'm genuinely concerned with her mental stability once she gets out of the house and realizes that she wasn't the self-proclaimed "Smart Jordan" of BB12. Rachel, Jordan has more charm and integrity in one hair follicle than you will EVER have in an inch of the plastic that makes up 80% of your body. I hope you enjoy the 5 minutes of fame that you might on a very slim chance get out of this.